If You've Seen Casino Royale

Then you'll appreciate the Abridged Script by Rod Hilton.

MADS kidnaps EVA and a car chase ensues.

DANIEL CRAIG
Perfect. A big car chase climax and we've got a nice, taut little movie.

Suddenly the car chase ends abruptly. DANIEL gets TORTURED, then NOT TORTURED.

EVA GREEN
I love you inexplicably. We don't actually need to have any chemistry to get away with this big character change, right?

DANIEL CRAIG
Let's make up for the lack of chemistry by tacking on 30 minutes of trite, mushy garbage.

Well actually that's the best part. But there are some terrific parodies on there such as Click which, if you've seen the movie, nails it to the wall.

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